Soup Du Jour

It’s never a good thing when the schoolteacher forgets her lunch...

She ate his face like soup. The schoolteacher did. Stuck a straw in his eye and began to slurp. It’s never a good thing when the schoolteacher forgets her lunch, and all they’ve got is children left and right. Sure she’d rather have the soup be tomato, but it's all the same in the end. Red, warm, and frothy.

Alright, off to bed. Night, night.

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